Weatherize THIS

Check out my cool futuristic weather proofing in my kitchen!  Its real purpose is to obscure the window without a curtain that would just get gross and oily from kitchen splatters and such.  I can't stand doing the dishes at night when it looks pitch black from where I stand looking out but if some creepy psycho were to be standing two feet in front of me looking in - rubbing one out next to my worm bin - I wouldn't even know. 

Bubble wrap and double sided tape